{"id":7434,"date":"2012-09-25T05:44:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T05:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dartoidsworld.net\/2012\/09\/column-438-its-time-to-wake-up-and-smell-the-plastic\/"},"modified":"2012-09-25T05:44:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T05:44:31","slug":"column-438-its-time-to-wake-up-and-smell-the-plastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dartoidsworld.net\/2012\/09\/column-438-its-time-to-wake-up-and-smell-the-plastic\/","title":{"rendered":"Column #438 It’s time to wake up and smell the plastic!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tuesday, September 25, 2012
\nColumn 438
\nIt’s time to wake up and smell the plastic!<\/b><\/p>\n

Thanks to the Horizon Darts (Horizon Darts<\/a>) ladies, Terry Maness and Melody Foster – two great business women with the smarts to sponsor Darin Young and Stacy Bromberg and the extra smarts, despite my repeated requests and their excellent qualifications, not to pose for Dartoid’s World Double Out shots, I have just completed a well-equipped visit to Thailand – and witnessed the FUTURE OF DARTS.<\/p>\n

Winston Churchill’s admonishment in the next paragraph notwithstanding, long time followers of Dartoid’s World will be familiar with the bumpy (and grumpy) road this one time steel-tip purist has traveled since the early days of the soft-tip game…<\/p>\n

“If we open a quarrel between past and present,” wrote Churchill, “we shall find that we have lost the future.” The British Bulldog was right – and so was Mr. Maguire (Walter Brooke) when he pulled Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) aside for a private conversation in The Graduate:<\/p>\n

Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you \u2013 just one word.<\/i>
\nBen: Yes sir.<\/i>
\nMr. McGuire: Are you listening?<\/i>
\nBen: Yes I am.<\/i>
\nMr. McGuire: Plastics.<\/i>
\nBen: Exactly how do you mean?<\/i>
\nMr. McGuire: There\u2019s a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?<\/i>
\nBen: Yes I will.<\/i>
\nMr. McGuire: Shh! Enough said. That\u2019s a deal.<\/i><\/p>\n