favor to ask<\/span> Bonilla and Poblador and everyone else whose name I have mentioned above\u2026<\/p>\nBut first, to the extent there may be spelling errors, errors of fact, errors of omission, or any attempt at humor which comes off as offensive rather than funny: to anyone affected please accept my apology. Or as you say in Spanish: Coma mierda<\/i>! (At least this is what an old girlfriend used to say when she apologized, many times a day.)<\/p>\n
The favor? I understand that the Costa Rican darts community often pulls together to host a tournament to raise funds for a deserving charity. At Mahos I was given a DVD of an event that collected funds to help a child who needed a bone marrow transplant.<\/p>\n
My hope is that you will consider establishing an annual tournament to benefit the McKee Project. They are good people and they do great work.<\/p>\n
Hold it at Mahos and call it the Penelope the Cat Open.<\/p>\n
Let me know the date and I\u2019ll be back with my darts (and my machete) to take all of your money!<\/p>\n
From the Field,<\/p>\n
Dartoid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A recent Gallop World Poll ranked Costa Rica 6th among the World\u2019s Happiest Counties. Costa Rica was topped only by Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden, which all racked up heavy points due to the \u201cpreponderance of long-legged blonds in Scandinavia,\u201d and Holland, \u201cbecause of, like, um, they\u2019ve got killer weed, dude.\u201d The poll\u2019s fine print notes that Costa Rica\u2019s numbers were aided by the fact that \u201cMcDonald\u2019s DELIVERS!\u201d but hurt because \u201cmachetes are as common as duct tape\u201d and \u201cthere are absolutely no frickin\u2019 street signs \u2013 or addresses \u2013 anywhere in the whole damn country.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just try finding your way to a darts 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