{"id":5711,"date":"2017-05-21T14:18:16","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T14:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dartoidsworld.net\/2017\/05\/column-hr196-the-real-deal\/"},"modified":"2024-02-14T22:23:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T22:23:05","slug":"column-hr196-the-real-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dartoidsworld.net\/2017\/05\/column-hr196-the-real-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Column #HR196 The REAL DEAL!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunday, May 21, 2017
\nColumn HR196
\nThe REAL DEAL!<\/strong><\/p>\n

I hate you, Peter Wright.<\/p>\n

I hate you, Peter Wright.<\/p>\n

I hate you, Peter Wright.<\/p>\n

To quote Author Lewis Carroll (1832-1898), which the Old Dart Coach seldom does, \u201cI have said it trice. What I tell you three times is true.\u201d<\/p>\n

Lewis Carroll was the author of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland<\/em>. The ODC hates Peter Wright because of a adventure at the O2. Nothing personal. It\u2018s just that the ODC hates Peter Wright.<\/p>\n

Wright is the guy who tears the wings off butterflies, tells toddlers on Christmas Eve that there is no Santa Claus, and leaks news that the Easter Bunny hides his eggs to keep people from finding out he has sex with young chickens.<\/p>\n

He’s the guy from the Sinatra hit song that \u201cstomps on a dream.\u201d<\/p>\n

On the night of May 18 in the City of London at the O2, a jam packed crowd of revelers gathered for the finals of the PDC\u2019s 2017 Premier League. The last night of the 27-week season would pay out \u00a3450,000 to the four contestants with the winner taking home \u00a3250,000. Quite a nice night\u2019s work.<\/p>\n

When the telecast began the announcers of course stated the oblivious, that \u201cthe crowd is anticipating a historic night\u201d although many were anticipating their next pint of \u201cwatching liquid\u201d hoping that their costumes would be on the telly.<\/p>\n

The announcers implied that as the night progressed more stories would emerge than could be found in a darter’s home the night after league when \u201che\u201d showed up with lipstick in places where it not ought to be. Well, no, not in that language.<\/p>\n

For Phil Taylor it would be his 17th and final Premier league appearance. He would be joined by \u201cMarvelous\u201d Michael van Gerwen, the Premier League points leader for the 5th straight year, Gary Anderson, and the aforementioned Peter Wright. van Gerwen would open the action against the 4th place Anderson who squeaked into the semis over Dave Chisnell.<\/p>\n

The event got underway when introducer John McDonald yelled, \u201cLet\u2019s get this party started!\u201d McDonald, who is really good, cut his announcing teeth in the boxing ring where accuracy is secondary. He made a grievous error that his predecessor Phil Jones never would have made. Jones would have looked out at the crowd and thought, \u201cHmmm, they seem to be having a party\u201d and said, \u201cLets continue this party!\u201d<\/p>\n

The semifinals would be the first to 10, which is also the best of 19. The highest ranked player would throw first. van Gerwen and Anderson spilt the first four legs before Anderson took a pair for a lead of 4-2. Anderson would lead 5-3 before van Gerwen used a pair of T80s to level at five at the break. To write that doubling was a little dodgy would be accurate. Following the break they would still be level at 7-7 when van Gerwen blew it open. He won two of the next three, with the decider being a nifty 10-darter for a 10-9 win.<\/p>\n

Yes, the ODC hates Peter Wright. Wright could have folded like a cheap suit in a London rain in his semifinal with Phil Taylor, but he didn\u2019t. The match began with Taylor tossing a T80 to leave 97 at which he never got a shot. Down 1-nil, Taylor\u2019s play was horrid, to be kind, as he fell behind 4-0. Down 5-2, Taylor managed to get back to 6-4. Neither player was hitting doubles but Wright was a little better at it.<\/p>\n

After the break Taylor became the Taylor of old. The situation was not lost on the crowd as they began singing, “Walking in a Taylor Wonderland.\u201d That and good play would propel Taylor to a 7-6 lead. Taylor wanted 32 to go up 8-6 when he missed six darts that were \u201coh so close.\u201d For the record, “close” only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, drive-in movies, and flatulence caused by a combination beer, hard boiled eggs, and sauerkraut.<\/p>\n

Up 8-7, Taylor squandered T40-83-T80 and 134 to leave 32 when he missed five allowing Wright to steal the leg and draw even. Taylor forged ahead 9-8. Then, Wright erased 95 with d18 after Taylor missed a dart at tops for the match. Wright would make the finals when he took out 40 with a 20 and d10. The finishing was terrible. Wright finished 10-23 and Taylor an intolerable 9-30.<\/p>\n

While the final was kind of an 11-10 nail biter it really wasn\u2019t that close. It was actually a replay of the Wright-Taylor semi. Wright started off leading 3-1, 5-1, 5-2, 6-2, 7-2, and 7-3 at the break. van Gerwen, as is his want, sometimes comes out firing blanks.<\/p>\n

van Gerwen took two to narrow the gap to 7-5. The pair would then hold their throws for 8-6. van Gerwen broke and then held for a tie at eight. The pair then held for another tie at nine in the race to 11. Wright held (T40, T, T, 65 and 96-out with d9) to move 10-9 and one leg from the championship in his first Premier League appearance.<\/p>\n

Against the darts, Wright used 140, T80, 149 to leave 32 and see victory in sight, while van Gerwen sat on 186.<\/p>\n

Wright then missed three at 32 leaving 16, which van Gerwen followed with 134 to leave 52.<\/p>\n

Wright again missed the 32\/16 pie leaving eight…<\/p>\n

…allowing van Gerwen to seal the leg.<\/p>\n

Then with the throw, Wright managed only 101 with his first two trips. van Gerwen dropped the hammer when his first six yielded 317 – which took what wind there was still left out of Wright’s sails. Wright’s last trip to the oche produced a T40 but that was too little too late as van Gerwen took out 88 with d4.<\/p>\n

One blogger called out Wright the “GLOB” of the week, implying that he was a poster boy for choking. “He missed six at the easiest double on the board.” A bit harsh.<\/p>\n

The best story line that could have come out the finals when the event started was, \u201cPhil Taylor Goes Out in Style – at the O2 on a London evening Phil Taylor turned back the clock when in his 17th Premier League final he took the measure of Michael van Gerwen.\u201d<\/p>\n

Instead, millions of young children went to bed with tears in their eyes because Peter Wright had been rude to Mr. Taylor – he had rained on their parade.<\/p>\n

Mr. Wright: you\u2019re colorful with your 12-inch multi-colored Mohawk, John Daily pants, bald paite hand painted with a snake as the theme, and your tight fitting shirt that reveals a slight pot belly which sports an \u201coutie.\u201d When your darting days are done with a change of costume who could work as a gnome in a garden anywhere.<\/p>\n

Least it be forgotten, you are also ONE HELL of a dart player with a manner that is a breath of fresh air.<\/p>\n

You are the REAL DEAL!<\/p>\n

Stay thirsty my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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