Wednesday, August 15, 2025
Column 695
Tooth-and-claw Justice
In what may go down as the most karmically satisfying hypothetical obituary ever published – I regret to report that Duncan “The Troll” Blatherdick, serial grifter, self-proclaimed animal savior, pitiful dart player, and world-class donor-fleecer, was fatally mauled in Africa last Thursday by a lion named Temba.…
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Wednesday, August 6, 2025
Column 694
Darts in Hiroshima
“I’m a travelin’ man, I’ve made a lot of stops all over the world,” cooed Ricky Nelson in 1961. The song was a massive hit, rising to the top of the charts. Teenage girls swooned. Not widely known is that the tune was written for Sam …
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Friday, August 1, 2025
Column 693
What if a player faceplants?
Ah, the internet. That magical place where reason goes to die and dart players go to argue about flip-flops, monkeys, and Rule #449, Section 51, Paragraph 34.
Once upon a time – WAY BACK in 2014 – when the Darts Discussion Group was alive, …
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Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Column 692
The 51st State of Darts: Welcome to Alaska2
So, Donald Trump wants to annex Canada. Yep. He wants the land of maple syrup, moose, and manners to join the land of Big Gulps, bald eagles, and people yelling “Let’s goooo!” in public for no reason.
Before you panic about …
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Monday, June 30, 2025
Column 691
Darts of the Round Table
There are a few things you can always count on at your average darts tournament: the whiff of stale beer, a control desk manned by frazzled volunteers trying to locate someone named “Assassin180,” and boards lined up against the walls and spaced apart, bull …
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Dartoid's ColumnThursday, June 19, 2025
Column 690
Hey Trump – don’t blow up darts in Iran!
This 2007 column is old but perhaps worth sharing again given current circumstances.
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While I had hoped business travel might coincide with the 13th staging of the Asia Pacific Cup in Kuala Lumpur in September, it was not to …
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Dartoid's ColumnMonday, June 9, 2025
Column 689
I miss you, Howie
There are voices in this game that have echoed longer than most of us have stood at the oche.
Howie Reed – known to many of you as The Old Dart Coach – was one of them.
For decades, Howie chronicled the world of darts …
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Friday, June 6, 2025
Column 688
There’s a New Dart in Town
Well, not new exactly. The Dodge Dart has been around since the 1960s. It’s the kind of car your granddad might’ve done donuts in behind the drive-in theater – revving his tiny 4-cylinder like it was a ‘Cuda, hoping no one noticed he …
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Monday, June 2, 2025
Column 687
Sangkhlaburi, Thailand – Dogs, Doing Good (and Darts?) at the Edge of the World
You don’t expect to find a dartboard at the edge of the Thai jungle. You definitely don’t expect to find it surrounded by rescue dogs, with the deafening hum of cicadas ringing through the trees. …
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
Column 686
The Darts Discussion Group is Dead. What Happened?
It’s a mystery…
From January 1 to May 13, 2025, the once-thriving Darts Discussion Group (DDG) has recorded just 99 unique posts and a paltry 61 comments.
It wasn’t always this way.
In its heyday – especially in the early years …
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