This fall I will have been married to my wife Marylou for d16 years. On average I throw darts three nights a week, for about three hours a night. I also throw about one tournament a month. By my calculation this means that I have spent approximately two years and one month of my married life in a bar, and life is wonderful. By Marylou’s calculation this means that I have spent approximately two years and one month of my married life in a bar, and I am one lucky bastard to still be married.