The Old Dart Coach on this Christmas Eve won’t be much help in this effort as he is suffering a severe case of the “Whips and Jingles.” This condition, also known as the “Ws and the Js,” was brought on by copious amounts of stupid fluid taken orally before, during and after the Las Vegas Bowl football game. He is expected to recover before Santa arrives so he can sing along with Brenda Lee’s “Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree."