A recent Gallop World Poll ranked Costa Rica 6th among the World’s Happiest Counties. Costa Rica was topped only by Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden, which all racked up heavy points due to the “preponderance of long-legged blonds in Scandinavia,” and Holland, “because of, like, um, they’ve got killer weed, dude.” The poll’s fine print notes that Costa Rica’s numbers were aided by the fact that “McDonald’s DELIVERS!” but hurt because “machetes are as common as duct tape” and “there are absolutely no frickin’ street signs – or addresses – anywhere in the whole damn country.” Just try finding your way to a darts bar!