The Old Dart Coach is in his cups and almost inconsolable after yet a third trip to the local Wal-Mart for his favorite “red-skinned potato salad.” As is usually the case before being over taken by demon alcohol he ranted on and on about all things darts. He is a sorry soul. In particular he wanted the PDC, which he refers to as Phil’s Dart Club, to consider shortening the matches during the Stan James World MatchPlay.