Here is some advice for male darters everywhere, notably those of you who are approaching an important anniversary with your significant other and are thinking of taking a cruise: pack either your darts or your woman, NOT both. To think you can juggle your darts and even the most understanding member of the female persuasion on the high seas is, to put it bluntly, a sign that you should be committed. So, I repeat: do NOT, under any circumstances, try to manage the double on this one.