Now that the Professional Darts Corporations (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic darts tournament has come to a close and its inaugural champions -- Americans Ray Carver and Carolyn Mars -- have been crowned, it's time to wrap up this little series of reports and return to real life. But first I need to correct some misinformation that I have inadvertently promulgated over the course of the past week. The fact is I was drunk (on SIX DOLLAR beers that came in PLASTIC bottles) pretty much one hundred percent of the time. Not that this is an excuse. However, this has enabled me to better understand just exactly how someone could loose their underwear, right off of their body, and not technically be aware of it.