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Column #90 Gobsmacked! - Dartoids World
I think Steve Brown's got it in for me. I don't know why. Once, I suggested that he could run faster than a snake. I've since spoken to him about this and he's assured me he took no offense. In fact, he claims he read this comment as complimentary. Apparently Steve once raced a snake and lost. I plan to confirm this someday with Janet Reno.