It's been a week now since my wife left town. Marylou, always organized, shipped her shoes ahead in a big box and then hopped a flight to Houston. Her sister lives there. They were gonna go shopping. Probably for shoes. My dog, Colby, and I are bachelors. We have been living on pizza and Beefaroni. Actually, we haven't eaten that much Beefaroni because the cooking process requires opening a can. Pizza just shows up at the door. The other night we watched Dawson's Creek. We sleep a lot.