After almost two decades of publishing columns and books about darts it should come as no surprise that I am asked a lot of questions - but not about darts. Most often I am asked about women and elephants. I suppose this is because it's so widely known, at least by those who've seen me compete, that I don't know jack shit about darts. The truth is that I don't know squat about women either. Find me someone who claims they do and I'll find you someone who says they've thrown five 180's in a row. They'd both be lying sacks of dog poo. I do know something about elephants. More on that in a moment.