It will come as no surprise that in almost two decades of writing about the sport of darts I’ve been threatened with lawsuits several times. Words intended to capture the joy and camaraderie of the sport and promote it have on occasion prompted an aggressive reaction. I’ve been threatened by a former ADO president, a past board member of the Minute Man Dart League, and a dart throwing pedophile. So far I’ve stayed out of court. I am now close friends with my libel lawyer. I’m even friends today with Dave “Boy” Green who once threatened to take a machete to my willy. Well, not exactly. But I deserved what he dished out.