For almost ten years I had an office in England – Crowborough, East Sussex to be exact, just down the long and winding road from Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent. So I know a little bit about conkers, tea, tiki masala and all other things British. My knowledge of such matters established, it was a bit of a surprise a couple of months back to learn that some bloke at Unicorn (http://www.unicorn-darts.com) was boffing himself. I kid you not. Some fellow at the Big Name in Darts was, and still is, calling himself the Uniboffin. Blimey!