Today’s installment in the Desert Classic series must begin with a couple of apologies. To my friend Bill Davis from Philadelphia, who threw terrific darts yesterday during the Player’s Championship: I’m sorry I called you Bill Bell! To Germany’s Charis Munster: I’m sorry for continuing to spell your last name wrong. I must remember. I must remember. Munester Cheese! Muenster Cheese! Ich bin so traurig!