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Column #283 Valentines are Fucked! (A Guest Column by Jerry Masterson, age 8) - Dartoids World
Valentines are fucked! And while this sentence may be similar in theme to my previous column, “Kissing Girls is Fucked!” – they are both non-debatable points. I will now relate a story. There is a boy in my class, Terry Williams. Big kid, probably retarded. One day in the cafeteria he goes up to Sandy Kennington and says, “Sandy. Do you know how to scare a bee?” And Sandy says, “No… how?” So Terry pinches each of her titties and yells, “BOO BEE!”