After showgirls in G-strings, gambling and drinking the night away, when I think of the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic what comes to mind first (well, fourth) is fantasy baseball camp. On a Saturday afternoon there ain’t a damn thing better then grabbin’ a bag of chips, a couple of beers and dialin’ up a ballgame on the television. That is, if your objective is to be bored out of your frickin’ mind and sleep the day away. Like sex, there ain’t nothin’ about the Great American Pastime that’s exciting except doin’ it!