It's been a strange day here in Dartoid's World. And in my world that's saying a LOT. According to the radio, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was re-elected to another seven- year term with one hundred percent of the vote. By a tally of ELEVEN MILLION to ZERO Hussein has demonstrated that to win, unlike George W. Bush in Florida, you don't have to screw African Americans and Jews out of their right to vote. All you have to do is threaten to blow off their weenies.