A seventy-eight game shot won me my pick of waitresses last night at the Cosmos Club, somewhere in the seedy bowels of Bangkok's Patpong District. As the humbled owner of the place began to line up his girls for my survey and selection, common sense (and nearly twenty years of marriage) quickly prevailed --and led me to swap the short-skirted spoils of a lifetime for a bottle of cold Budweiser and a bowl of stale popcorn. Such is life in Dartoid's World...